Have you ever Googled something and didn’t find what you were looking for? I’ve seen an item at the hospital, it was used on me, and yet I can’t find a picture of it anywhere!
I had a medical procedure done last week. I had to check in at 5:45 a.m. for a 7:30 appointment, and there wasn’t a minute wasted in getting me ready. The best part of the entire two-hour preparation? A new device called The Cushy Tushy. Or was it the Tushy Cushy?
What I saw with my own two eyes (and two butt cheeks!) is a big adhesive pad in the shape of a heart. It looks like a nice perky butt. Your nurse puts it right on your bottom and it feels a bit cushion-y. That’s it. You don’t feel it all day long, and when it’s time to check out of the hospital, the nurse removes it like a giant band-aid.
Here’s a Cushy Tushy. Nice soft comfy pillow for your chair. Other Google images show soft baby seats.
And when you Google Tushy Cushy, you see almost the exact same images. But nothing like my giant heart-shaped band-aid!
Okay, Google, how often do you not find an image on google? No answer to that question.
What is happening? Full moon? Mercury in Retrograde? Google doesn’t like me today?