Do you know someone who has everything? Someone who you couldn’t possibly pick out a thoughtful gift for? Now there’s something for the person who doesn’t need anything.
I used to think that, for a person who has everything, you could get them 2000-thread Egyptian cotton sheets or a $200 tea-diffuser, but no. Here’s the perfect gift:
A toilet completely covered in Louis Vuitton leather. Yes, the “reupholsterer” used 24 Louis Vuitton handbags and covered the entire commode, zippers and all. It looks…pretty…but it’ll set you back $100,000.
Remember in the 70s when it was the fashion to have padded toilet seats? The seats were covered in vinyl, and they were soft and squishy when you sat on them. Then there was a period where we enjoyed “fur” lined seats.
How did we survive that period of bathroom fashion? Can you even imagine the disgusting microorganisms that were growing on there? But damn it, our bathroom looked like it was out of a magazine!
But a toilet seat covered in expensive leather and little gold LVs all over the place? Unless your name is Lucy Valentine or Lex Von Tinkletorium, that toilet does not belong in your house!